Old Hayden Pix
Wild Pants
Now sure how old Hayden Panettiere is in this picture, but what’s up with the pants?
Oh, who am I kidding? I’d hit it no matter what…..
My Sexy Hayden
I don’t care what Hayden Panettiere is or is not wearing…. She’s always smoking hot!
Here she is with her sun glasses on and her little breasts all nice and perky…. Yeah, she needs to work on this. It’s called a push up bra honey. I’m sure she’ll be fine!!!
My Sexy Hayden
It’s been a few days since I found any new pictures of my gal pal here Hayden Panettiere…… So let me post up something from my secret archives……
She might be short and she’s not what I’d call well endowed, but she knows how to use what little she has to maximum effort – yet still remains classy at all times.
That’s my type of girl!
Super Young Hayden
Muzzle Yourself
Makes Me Smile
Every morning I wake up wishing I could save the cheerleader. You know – save the cheerleader, save the world…… Right.
Truthfully every morning I wake up wishing I was waking up next to you-know-who!!!

These pictures of my Hayden Panettiere were taken at the Kira Plastinina launch party. I have no idea what that is, but I wish I was there, if only so I could spend some high quality bonding time with her to tell her how happy she would be tied to my bed as my wife.
If only she new I existed. Sigh.
So many beautiful women, so little time. Save the cheerleader, save the world!!!

Hayden Is Omnipresent
It seems that Hayden Panettiere just exploded on the Internet this morning and suddenly she’s everywhere as if she’s omnipresent or something. Of course my in box was full of pix from various sources around the Internet, pictures of my baby doll Hayden Panettiere. Nice. Oh, and thanks to everyone who emailed me this morning.
Here she is at a Donald Trump party in Beverly Hills. Seems Trump is building some hotel in Dubai or something, yawn, sexy hot dress.
The funny thing is I’ve heard people call my Hayden a midget, and others complain that she has fat arms. I call them Hayden Haters. Trust me, if Hayden Panettiere was coming on to you in that tight tiger dress you’d be willing to cough up a lung just to get close enough to smell her. Perverts.
Sometimes I think it’s sad really how we stalk our favorite stars. I mean, not me of course, the photographers who take these pictures. I mean, she bent over to pet a dog or something, flash goes off, shirt becomes see through for a 1/1000 of a seconds, black thong, bam. Hot.
And last… I mentioned the other day that it was Hayden’s birthday. ( Happy Birthday honey – that’s right, I know you’ve been reading my blog Hayden! ) Turns out she had a pool party to celebrate her birthday. ( My birthday parties make Hayden’s birthday party look childish. ) And yes, there are bikini pictures but they are pretty crappy and otherwise unflattering, so if you want to see them go visit the blog at Egotastic. ( Great Blog by the way. )
I don’t recall getting an invite to Hayden’s party; I’m sure it was a mistake on her part. My birthday is coming – and you know my parties are brutally insane – and if you think I didn’t send Hayden Panettiere an invite (through her agent really) your on crack. Let’s see if she bites.
Happy Birthday Hayden!
I bet when you woke up this morning you had no idea what today is…..
Today is Hayden Panettiere’s birthday! Sweet. (So I woke up with wood this morning!)
So, to celebrate her birthday, I’m gonna post up some little known pictures of Hayden Panettiere. This short little chick is just so smoking hot!
So enjoy, and have a great day. I know I will!
Hayden & Billy Connolly
Hayden Panettiere popped up in the news a few times in the past days and it’s been so long since a posted any nu pictures of this tiny short princess, so it’s time to do it up.
This is Hayden a few days ago at the Whaleman Foundation Benefit. This event was held at the Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant in LA on Sunday. It seems that a lot of the biggest celebs in Hollywood attended, and Hayden was the host. Just because she’s short it doesn’t mean she’s not well liked in Hollywood!
At the same time, Hayden’s father Alan Panettiere was arrested for knocking around Hayden’s mother. Opps. Hayden Panettiere released a statement that this was a “private family matter” and left it at that. I thought that was classy.
Which brings us to the title of the thread, Hayden Panettiere and Billy Connolly. I had a wonderful dream last night that I decided to meet and bed down Hayden Panettiere, and discovered she lived in a nice apartment building in San Francisco for the rich and famous that was locked down by tight security. I had my mother move into the apartment building to get me past security, and I ran into Hayden eating breakfast in the cafe on the first floor. I ate with her and she had me promise to meet her later in the day at her friend’s art studio, which I did, and my mother bought a lot of expensive art which made me Hayden’s new best friend. At the same time, Billy Connolly lived there, and him and I became good friends too. I met Hayden’s (sic) boyfriend but gave him the brush off, and then Hayden and I began dating.
Dreams can be so odd. But to be sure I woke up with wood this morning!




























