Every morning I wake up wishing I could save the cheerleader. You know – save the cheerleader, save the world…… Right.

Truthfully every morning I wake up wishing I was waking up next to you-know-who!!!

These pictures of my Hayden Panettiere were taken at the Kira Plastinina launch party. I have no idea what that is, but I wish I was there, if only so I could spend some high quality bonding time with her to tell her how happy she would be tied to my bed as my wife.

If only she new I existed. Sigh.

So many beautiful women, so little time. Save the cheerleader, save the world!!!