It seems that Hayden Panettiere just exploded on the Internet this morning and suddenly she’s everywhere as if she’s omnipresent or something. Of course my in box was full of pix from various sources around the Internet, pictures of my baby doll Hayden Panettiere. Nice. Oh, and thanks to everyone who emailed me this morning.

Here she is at a Donald Trump party in Beverly Hills. Seems Trump is building some hotel in Dubai or something, yawn, sexy hot dress.

The funny thing is I’ve heard people call my Hayden a midget, and others complain that she has fat arms. I call them Hayden Haters. Trust me, if Hayden Panettiere was coming on to you in that tight tiger dress you’d be willing to cough up a lung just to get close enough to smell her. Perverts.

Sometimes I think it’s sad really how we stalk our favorite stars. I mean, not me of course, the photographers who take these pictures. I mean, she bent over to pet a dog or something, flash goes off, shirt becomes see through for a 1/1000 of a seconds, black thong, bam. Hot.

And last… I mentioned the other day that it was Hayden’s birthday. ( Happy Birthday honey – that’s right, I know you’ve been reading my blog Hayden! ) Turns out she had a pool party to celebrate her birthday. ( My birthday parties make Hayden’s birthday party look childish. ) And yes, there are bikini pictures but they are pretty crappy and otherwise unflattering, so if you want to see them go visit the blog at Egotastic. ( Great Blog by the way. )

I don’t recall getting an invite to Hayden’s party; I’m sure it was a mistake on her part. My birthday is coming – and you know my parties are brutally insane – and if you think I didn’t send Hayden Panettiere an invite (through her agent really) your on crack. Let’s see if she bites.