Hayden Panettiere popped up in the news a few times in the past days and it’s been so long since a posted any nu pictures of this tiny short princess, so it’s time to do it up.

This is Hayden a few days ago at the Whaleman Foundation Benefit. This event was held at the Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant in LA on Sunday. It seems that a lot of the biggest celebs in Hollywood attended, and Hayden was the host. Just because she’s short it doesn’t mean she’s not well liked in Hollywood!

At the same time, Hayden’s father Alan Panettiere was arrested for knocking around Hayden’s mother. Opps. Hayden Panettiere released a statement that this was a “private family matter” and left it at that. I thought that was classy.

Which brings us to the title of the thread, Hayden Panettiere and Billy Connolly. I had a wonderful dream last night that I decided to meet and bed down Hayden Panettiere, and discovered she lived in a nice apartment building in San Francisco for the rich and famous that was locked down by tight security. I had my mother move into the apartment building to get me past security, and I ran into Hayden eating breakfast in the cafe on the first floor. I ate with her and she had me promise to meet her later in the day at her friend’s art studio, which I did, and my mother bought a lot of expensive art which made me Hayden’s new best friend. At the same time, Billy Connolly lived there, and him and I became good friends too. I met Hayden’s (sic) boyfriend but gave him the brush off, and then Hayden and I began dating.

Dreams can be so odd. But to be sure I woke up with wood this morning!